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Post  HanSpan's-Man on Sat Aug 10, 2013 8:38 pm

Greetings one and all.  I understand there is a shortage of men in this here group, which is leading to some warped perspectives vis-a-vis the amount Nail Polish any woman needs Twisted Evil 

As a male living with NPO (Nail Polish Overload) I hope to bring a little reality to proceedings.  The again, when HanSpan spots me I may find myself barred and in big trouble affraid

I don't wear nail polish - HanSpan keeps trying.  I have not painted HanSpans nails yet - not sure my artistic talents are up to it.  Mind she says "I don't care, I'll just take it off if it is crap" Smile

The only other thing I can think of saying right away is........you all have TOO MUCH nail polish lol!
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Post  Geordie Nails on Sat Aug 10, 2013 8:48 pm

You are a minion. In this group it is your task to scuttle around and find more nail polish for us. In return you will receive a banana.
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Post  SueD on Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:01 pm

Geordie Nails wrote:You are a minion. In this group it is your task to scuttle around and find more nail polish for us. In return you will receive a banana.
PMSL Very Happy 

If my OH turns up over here I am running for cover....affraid affraid affraid 
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Post  starrystarry on Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:05 pm

HanSpan's-Man wrote:The only other thing I can think of saying right away is........you all have TOO MUCH nail polish lol!
You have much to learn young Anakin.
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Post  Sam on Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:21 pm

I wouldn't mind, I think it'd be good for him to see how much more polish you lot have than me :p I like to show him pictures people post on their blogs of their nail polish rooms, just to help him keep things in perspective Very Happy
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Post  HanSpan's-Man on Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:24 pm

Geordie Nails wrote:You are a minion. In this group it is your task to scuttle around and find more nail polish for us. In return you will receive a banana.
Ba-na-na!

I do enough scuttling making tea and fetching wine for HanSpan thanks Smile
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Post  HanSpan's-Man on Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:26 pm

starrystarry wrote:
HanSpan's-Man wrote:The only other thing I can think of saying right away is........you all have TOO MUCH nail polish lol!
You have much to learn young Anakin.
Yeah, am already thinking I may be better off not knowing lol
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Post  HanSpan on Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:45 pm

Sam wrote:I wouldn't mind, I think it'd be good for him to see how much more polish you lot have than me :p  I like to show him pictures people post on their blogs of their nail polish rooms, just to help him keep things in perspective Very Happy
why do you think I told him where you all were;)

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Post  annita008 on Sun Aug 11, 2013 2:02 am

hello and welcome Smile
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Post  LoolaBeanbag on Sun Aug 11, 2013 2:15 am

Hello HansMan, and wonderful to see you here. However, I can't help feeling that your perspective on this nail polish thing is a little off skew - we are all short of polish on here, those bottles are sooooo small and they don't last long at all. Would you be able to make do with 5 bottles of 9ml man products a week? I think not. My husband has shower gel, shampoo, shave gel, moisturiser, deodorant (and then there are those who use aftershave and hair products) all of which have to cover a large surface area. It's all about the ml..........
I think Han wants another wine, so off you trot sweetie.....
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Post  Laura on Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:17 am

Hehe! Hello Han's Minion Wink hope my bf doesn't discover NPAA lol!
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woo hoo :)

Post  weskers toyboy on Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:39 am

woo hoo a fellow wanker cheers im not the only one lol! 
welcome its nice not to be the only one Smile and please dont be a minnion your worth more than that,you will be there bitch lmao
nice to meet you.
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Post  Wesker on Sun Aug 11, 2013 6:01 am

weskers toyboy wrote:woo hoo a fellow wanker
Just cos you're one it dont mean every man is Rolling Eyes 

And at least he managed to pick an avatar Razz
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Post  weskers toyboy on Sun Aug 11, 2013 6:08 am

Wesker wrote:
weskers toyboy wrote:woo hoo a fellow wanker
Just cos you're one it dont mean every man is Rolling Eyes 

And at least he managed to pick an avatar Razz
are you drunken  lol
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Post  HanSpan's-Man on Sun Aug 11, 2013 7:29 am

LoolaBeanbag wrote:Hello HansMan, and wonderful to see you here.  However, I can't help feeling that your perspective on this nail polish thing is a little off skew - we are all short of polish on here, those bottles are sooooo small and they don't last long at all.  Would you be able to make do with 5 bottles of 9ml man products a week? I think not.  My husband has shower gel, shampoo, shave gel, moisturiser, deodorant (and then there are those who use aftershave and hair products) all of which have to cover a large surface area. It's all about the ml..........
I think Han wants another wine, so off you trot sweetie.....
Man product? That's deoderant and Persil does the rest. What is this moisturiser and hair product of which you speak?

I think nail polish comes in little bottles so you can get more into the storage space. I mean imagine the space required for 250ml bottles.
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Post  LoolaBeanbag on Sun Aug 11, 2013 8:22 am

Some guys use moisturiser HanMan (the totally-under-the-thumb ones whose wives tell them to), others use the residue from the fry up as an oily protective anti-ageing barrier.
The hair products are grooming products often used by estate agents, my personal view on these is that I never trust a man who uses them.

I hope you've enjoyed browsing our categories on the forum so far - we look forward to your continued participation. What are your favourite shades? Wink 
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Post  Sam on Sun Aug 11, 2013 8:39 am

My bf refuses to use hand cream, despite having very dry hands, so sometimes I just cover my own hands in it and catch him off guard. He's normally s thrown by the moisturiser attack on his hands that you can get his face as well.
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Post  Sally Magpie on Sun Aug 11, 2013 9:37 pm

Hello HanSpan's man. As much as you think you are going to convince us, I am hoping we can convince you with a bit of ManGlaze Wink
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Post  Sally Magpie on Sun Aug 11, 2013 9:40 pm

LoolaBeanbag wrote:Some guys use moisturiser HanMan (the totally-under-the-thumb ones whose wives tell them to), others use the residue from the fry up as an oily protective anti-ageing barrier.
The hair products are grooming products often used by estate agents, my personal view on these is that I never trust a man who uses them.  
I wouldn't say Mr Magpie is under the thumb, but he likes a good old moisturise.
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Post  HanSpan's-Man on Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:08 pm

Sam wrote:My bf refuses to use hand cream, despite having very dry hands, so sometimes I just cover my own hands in it and catch him off guard.  He's normally s thrown by the moisturiser attack on his  hands that you can get his face as well.
I can just imagine the facial expression Smile
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Post  HanSpan's-Man on Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:11 pm

Sally Magpie wrote:Hello HanSpan's man. As much as you think you are going to convince us, I am hoping we can convince you with a bit of ManGlaze Wink
I am not 100% against the idea, just not quite summoned the courage yet. I did mutter about allowing it for a Whitby Goth Weekend - I was thinking black with some art work of some kind. Maybe Motorhead across the nails if HanSpan has the right font Smile
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Post  HanSpan's-Man on Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:13 pm

weskers toyboy wrote:woo hoo a fellow wanker cheers im not the only one lol! 
welcome its nice not to be the only one Smile and please dont be a minnion your worth more than that,you will be there bitch lmao
nice to meet you.
Heya dude! Two of us just means we can get into more trouble than one can Twisted Evil 
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Post  LoolaBeanbag on Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:53 pm

HanSpan's-Man wrote:
Sally Magpie wrote:Hello HanSpan's man. As much as you think you are going to convince us, I am hoping we can convince you with a bit of ManGlaze Wink
I am not 100% against the idea, just not quite summoned the courage yet.  I did mutter about allowing it for a Whitby Goth Weekend - I was thinking black with some art work of some kind. Maybe Motorhead across the nails if HanSpan has the right font Smile
That really would be great HanMan, I think Eddie Izzard rocks the look.
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Post  Laura on Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:29 pm

I painted my bf's nails for a photoshoot (black, cos we were going for the goff look) and he HATED it Crying or Very sad
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Post  Geordie Nails on Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:18 am

I always thought my nasty ex would suit Fuggen Ugly Laughing if most men are like him it'd be hard to apply nail polish though, he had his nails clipped way lower than his fingertips.
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