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Post  weskers toyboy on Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:49 am

as my wife and 3 of
her friends squeezed into
the car after
weight watchers, i
muttered under my breath,
"fat fucking cows,"
"what was that ?" snapped
my wife.


"you herd"




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Post  shoppingaddict on Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:56 am

lol oh dear....
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another :)

Post  weskers toyboy on Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:57 am

the in-laws brought me a
pair of rollerblades from
poundstretcher for my
birthday.

bloody cheapskates!!

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please put some good jokes here

Post  weskers toyboy on Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:58 am

please post some good jokes if you got some Smile  i thourght these 2 was pretty funny i got them as texts Very Happy
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Post  HanSpan's-Man on Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:56 am

On a rainy day, an little Indian from a tribe goes to his chief and asks, "Chief, how do you name all the people of our tribe?"

The Chief replies,"Oh, it quite easy. When baby born, I look first thing I see moving in wilderness, and name baby just that."

"How so?" asks the Indian.

"Well," replies the Chief, "if I see coyote running in field, I name baby Running Coyote, if I see bull sit, I name baby Sitting Bull."

"Oh, I see now" says the Indian.

Then the Chief turns to the Indian and says, "Well, why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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Post  weskers toyboy on Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:03 am

HanSpan's-Man wrote:On a rainy day, an little Indian from a tribe goes to his chief and asks, "Chief, how do you name all the people of our tribe?"

The Chief replies,"Oh, it quite easy. When baby born, I look first thing I see moving in wilderness, and name baby just that."

"How so?" asks the Indian.

"Well," replies the Chief, "if I see coyote running in field, I name baby Running Coyote, if I see bull sit, I name baby Sitting Bull."

"Oh, I see now" says the Indian.

Then the Chief turns to the Indian and says, "Well, why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"


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Post  weskers toyboy on Sun Sep 01, 2013 6:35 am

marriage is like playing cards
it stars of with hearts and diamonds
then it ends with
a club and a spade


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