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Post  backhoe71 on Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:40 am

shoppingaddict wrote:Like the programme on dogging that was on C4? It's still on my sky+, can't bring myself to watch it just yet.....

Isn't that Crufts...... or am I being niave!!!!

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Post  shoppingaddict on Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:41 am

backhoe71 wrote:
shoppingaddict wrote:Like the programme on dogging that was on C4? It's still on my sky+, can't bring myself to watch it just yet.....

Isn't that Crufts...... or am I being niave!!!!

Google it and see what comes up (lol), but not at work!!!!
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Post  Sally Magpie on Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:43 am

Loola, a place less than a mile from my house is a dogging 'hotspot'

Funny story. I have a mate who lived next to Plumstead Common in London. He was a bit of a lad. His bedroom overlooked the common.

He put the bit of the common, right outside his bedroom on LOADS of dogging sites on the basis it was 'free porn'
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Post  Jane on Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:44 am

The dogging programme was hilarious, it was like a pervy creature comforts Lmao. Actually, thinking about it I'll never see Sal the same again in her penguin mask Lmao
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Post  SueD on Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:50 am

I'm too scared too even look at that site in case images start appearing in the adverts that match what I've looked at! Shocked Shocked Embarassed
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Post  Sally Magpie on Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:57 am

I always think that is hilarious.

Like the time we had an XXX movie show up on our tv bill. My husband claimed it was bugger all to do with him. But amazingly it was the same night that he stayed up to watch the Khan fight...
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Post  Babafette on Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:14 am

Sally Magpie wrote:Oh god, they sold those in a certain shop near here, and they had expensive ones with 'real hair' you could style yourself.

edited to say, I mean the nunny hair.
I think I may be about to revisit my dinner.............. pale I'll have a light perm and a blue rinse please. Laughing
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Post  Laura on Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:00 am

Bum beads hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Post  Jasmina on Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:21 pm

Ha ha just seems totally random to sell that stuff all on the same website.
Lol @ bum beads

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Post  Laura on Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:05 pm

I once saw a love doll that had two... errrr "nunnies" Shocked
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Post  Sally Magpie on Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:51 pm

Are you sure it wasn't a nunny and a poop shoot?
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Post  Jasmina on Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:54 pm

Sally Magpie wrote:Are you sure it wasn't a nunny and a poop shoot?
Hairy poop shoot?
must remember to never eat and read this forum again ha ha ha


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Post  Laura on Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:22 am

Sally Magpie wrote:Are you sure it wasn't a nunny and a poop shoot?

Nope it was two nunnies lol!
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Post  shoppingaddict on Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:59 am

Laura wrote:I once saw a love doll that had two... errrr "nunnies" Shocked

How does that even work?!
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Post  Sam on Sat Apr 20, 2013 6:21 am

But what would you do with two...?
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Post  Sally Magpie on Sat Apr 20, 2013 7:07 am

Thats why I think one is an exit
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Post  backhoe71 on Sat Apr 20, 2013 7:24 am

Is there nothing on the website that would fill two holes at once!!!!!

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Post  Jane on Sat Apr 20, 2013 7:26 am

I need a picture now of a 2 nunnied sex doll!!!!
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Post  Jane on Sat Apr 20, 2013 7:55 am

Is that for people with dwarf fetishes? Shocked
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Post  stationaryace on Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:22 am

oh how did I miss this thread until last night? too much fun checking these all out but that doll looks like her neck has been snapped - violence fetish?
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Post  HanSpan on Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:12 pm

stationaryace wrote:oh how did I miss this thread until last night? too much fun checking these all out but that doll looks like her neck has been snapped - violence fetish?

Thank goodness you did or I'd ahve msised it. the forum sometimes tells me there's nothign new when there is.

Oh dear - I feel quite out of breath (from giggling before anyone has even worse thoughts) and its good job I'm not wearing mascara.


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Post  HanSpan on Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:19 pm

Actually this reminds me of my favourite ever thread on MSE that vanished years ago - or at least I can't find it again.
It all started with a poor lady with a genuine problem - a tampon she couldn't extract - and asking for advice and going off to see a doc to get it dealt with.

Over the coming weeks it decended into hilarity as people told tales of friends with similar problems - the lady who whilst having an 'examination' sneezed and ejected a lost condom across the room almost made me choke.
Then the 'what do you call it' conversation which was almost worse. It was certainly the first place I heard the term "Wizard's sleeve" - just typing that makes me start giggling again. Nunny's pretty good too, and foof. hehehe.

Oh dear - I am such a child!

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Post  Jane on Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:53 am

I recall reading the tale of a woman who went for a smear and quickly washed herself down in the bathroom sink before she left. Unfortunately for her the last person to use the sponge was her small daughter who'd used some glittery bath stuff. The Dr commented to her that it was good of her to make an effort and when she looked down she had sparkly bits. Made me laugh, how true it is I dont know.
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Post  Jasmina on Sat Apr 27, 2013 3:04 am

Jane wrote:I recall reading the tale of a woman who went for a smear and quickly washed herself down in the bathroom sink before she left. Unfortunately for her the last person to use the sponge was her small daughter who'd used some glittery bath stuff. The Dr commented to her that it was good of her to make an effort and when she looked down she had sparkly bits. Made me laugh, how true it is I dont know.

Ha ha that is totally something I would do, my house is covered in glitter.

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