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Post  shoppingaddict on Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:34 am

To talk me into having this horrible thing in my home?!

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It's scared the living crap out me twice already.
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Post  Jasmina on Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:48 am

That would be instantly relegated to a hiding place in my house!

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Post  Laura on Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:56 am

Shocked 
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Post  Sam on Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:02 am

What on earth...
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Post  Wesker on Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:06 am

He's quite cute Smile 
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Post  shoppingaddict on Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:47 am

Horrible isn't it?! We went to a country fair and this guy was selling some really magnificent wood carvings. Ranging from super cute piglets to religious objects to wind chimes. He wanted this.

It's fecking massive, it's like a little person. How can I get rid of this without him noticing?!!
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Post  Jasmina on Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:51 am

shoppingaddict wrote:Horrible isn't it?! We went to a country fair and this guy was selling some really magnificent wood carvings. Ranging from super cute piglets to religious objects to wind chimes. He wanted this.

It's fecking massive, it's like a little person. How can I get rid of this without him noticing?!!

"Oh no hunny, I was painting my nails and the knocked the bottle, it fly everywhere and covered your statue, I tried to clean it but I made it worse, don't worry I have found a restoration place and took it round there straight away" Wait 4 weeks or long enough for him to question, then the business in question suddenly goes into liquidation or completely closed down and you can't contact the owners at all. Warning not to be used if he will go straight to the police lol

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Post  kissmenow9 on Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:52 am

I feel like he needs a mini fedora. And maybe some spectacles.
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Post  SueD on Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:55 am

Could you paint it's nails to jazz it up a bit??!
Wait til he's asleep,go and bring it upstairs and put it next to his side of the bed.When he wakes up it will scare the shit out of him Twisted Evil 
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Post  Laura on Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:59 am

Hahaha Sue!!!

SA, you have to do that! Very Happy
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Post  shoppingaddict on Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:06 am

SueD wrote:Could you paint it's nails to jazz it up a bit??!
Wait til he's asleep,go and bring it upstairs and put it next to his side of the bed.When he wakes up it will scare the shit out of him Twisted Evil 

Literally wetting myself laughing here. I will try my best to do this, he's already done this to me once already. He'd put it in the door when I got home and it scared me hell out of me!
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Post  ninjablossom on Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:00 am

That is slightly scary. Paint the whole thing pink, or stage a burglary...
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Post  shoppingaddict on Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:19 am

Give it a few weeks and I'll pay the cleaner to break it for me.........

Horrible thing. Really don't want it but he loves it!
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Post  starrystarry on Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:22 pm

That's horrid! Don't blokes have strange taste?

If that was brought into my house it wouldn't last a week, the dog would eat it.
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Post  Babafette on Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:39 pm

Whilst I can appreciate the skill that went into carving it, I think it's a bit creepy. pale 
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Post  HanSpan on Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:48 pm

I realy can't make my mind up. We have some odd things but nothing that big, and hairy. I think I'm leaning towards creepy too.

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Post  shoppingaddict on Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:11 pm

I think it's creepy and horrible too.
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Post  LoolaBeanbag on Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:48 pm

I'd put some clothes on him, give him a name and just make him comfortable! The more OH knows you dislike it, the more he'll love it Very Happy 
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Post  shoppingaddict on Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:05 am

Might put a hat on it!!
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Post  Jane on Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:40 am

I don't mind it actually (hides)

It's better that something my MIL once bought. Any of you remember the phase for 'crying children'? Stuffed clothes that looked like small kids crying in corners. She had one at the top of the stairs that was beyond freaky. No idea what happened to the thing but it was odd.

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Post  Babafette on Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:43 am

Now that thing is just beyond weird Jane!! Shocked  Laughing 
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Post  Jane on Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:47 am

Babafette wrote:Now that thing is just beyond weird Jane!! Shocked  Laughing 

The one she had was a little girl with blonde hair. Looked a bit like Ellie from behind at the time. Thank God those went out of fashion.

As for the wooden guy, there is a shop in Tenby that sells those and I always go in and admire them. You could put a bow in its hair lmao
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Post  Laura on Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:49 am

yeah that's even creepier Jane!
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Post  Muffy on Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:54 am

Have some friends round, get a load of booze down your necks and stage an 'accident'. Then you can say you were so drunk you don't know which one of your friends did it.

But you definitely need to do what SueD said. Very Happy Or get up early one morning and put it in your bed in your place, so when he wakes up its head is on your pillow staring at him.

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Post  Sally Magpie on Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:56 am

I am positive it is a garden ornament, and not supposed to be in your house.
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