joke

as my wife and 3 of
her friends squeezed into
the car after
weight watchers, i
muttered under my breath,
"fat fucking cows,"
"what was that ?" snapped
my wife.


"you herd"

lol oh dear....

the in-laws brought me a
pair of rollerblades from
poundstretcher for my
birthday.

bloody cheapskates!!

please post some good jokes if you got some   i thourght these 2 was pretty funny i got them as texts

On a rainy day, an little Indian from a tribe goes to his chief and asks, "Chief, how do you name all the people of our tribe?"

The Chief replies,"Oh, it quite easy. When baby born, I look first thing I see moving in wilderness, and name baby just that."

"How so?" asks the Indian.

"Well," replies the Chief, "if I see coyote running in field, I name baby Running Coyote, if I see bull sit, I name baby Sitting Bull."

"Oh, I see now" says the Indian.

Then the Chief turns to the Indian and says, "Well, why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"

HanSpan's-Man wrote:On a rainy day, an little Indian from a tribe goes to his chief and asks, "Chief, how do you name all the people of our tribe?"

The Chief replies,"Oh, it quite easy. When baby born, I look first thing I see moving in wilderness, and name baby just that."

"How so?" asks the Indian.

"Well," replies the Chief, "if I see coyote running in field, I name baby Running Coyote, if I see bull sit, I name baby Sitting Bull."

"Oh, I see now" says the Indian.

Then the Chief turns to the Indian and says, "Well, why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"

 

marriage is like playing cards
it stars of with hearts and diamonds
then it ends with
a club and a spade