aliexpress

Just placed an order with these, looks like a Chinese eBay thats VERY cheap for nail bits and pieces, you can't pay with Paypal which is a little off putting but I've tempted an $8 purchase so ill let you know....

http://www.aliexpress.com/

they also have a nice line in 'intimate' toys

Link Very not suitable for work - your warned
http://www.aliexpress.com/category/200003045/sex-products.html

Sally Magpie wrote:they also have a nice line in 'intimate' toys

Link Very not suitable for work - your warned
http://www.aliexpress.com/category/200003045/sex-products.html

Some of those would make lovely ornaments

Bloody hell!!

Some of those would poke your eye out from the inside outwards!

You had a good look through then Sal. ha ha ha. I'd have to say that some look quite scary.

Sally Magpie wrote:they also have a nice line in 'intimate' toys

Link Very not suitable for work - your warned
http://www.aliexpress.com/category/200003045/sex-products.html

I'm not even going to ask how you stumbled upon those young lady!!

I clicked on health and beauty to look at the nail stuff and saw sex products. It would be rude not to see what was on offer.

Could it be a magpies sideline? Lol

Sally Magpie wrote:I clicked on health and beauty to look at the nail stuff and saw sex products. It would be rude not to see what was on offer.

Could it be a magpies sideline? Lol

Yes, 'Norks and Nails' has a ring to it doesn't it?

My husband always wanted to open a 'man shop' which sold DVD's, porn mags, rustlers, oven chips and pizza.

I wasn't sure what was worse about these China Glazes, the price or the pig humph.....

Doh, didn't make much sense without the link... http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Pig-humph-less-cg-china-glaze-nail-polish-oil-80888-14ml/839513656.html

Ooooh nail polishes and penis enlargers

Laura does that mean that we can buy the polish, paint and wait at least 24 hours for it to dry whilst ordering something for himself that lets us off the hook!!! If you get what I mean!!!

backhoe71 wrote:Laura does that mean that we can buy the polish, paint and wait at least 24 hours for it to dry whilst ordering something for himself that lets us off the hook!!! If you get what I mean!!!

LOL yeah good plan!

Your a genius.

How much were the bum beads?

backhoe71 wrote:Laura does that mean that we can buy the polish, paint and wait at least 24 hours for it to dry whilst ordering something for himself that lets us off the hook!!! If you get what I mean!!!

Do they do blow up dolls?! I'm think bulk order ladies!

Oh god, they sold those in a certain shop near here, and they had expensive ones with 'real hair' you could style yourself.

edited to say, I mean the nunny hair.

Sally Magpie wrote:Oh god, they sold those in a certain shop near here, and they had expensive ones with 'real hair' you could style yourself.

edited to say, I mean the nunny hair.

pmsl. I saw a programme once about lifelike dolls of a certain type in which every (and I mean every) part of the female body was made to the customers specification!!!!! It was actually quite disturbing.

Im crying here, especially 'how much were the bum beads'

backhoe, I saw that.

Well, I am sure it was some famous bloke in Japan, might have been that comedian who was done for stalking his girlfriend who has hair like liono off of thundercats.

That was disturbing, esp as the geezer with the dolls picked one each night and some of them were very young looking.

Sally Magpie wrote:Your a genius.

How much were the bum beads?

This. Just this.
Still laughing.
Steve is laughing...

Exactly the one. One of those programs you really dont want to watch but feel compelled to.

Like the programme on dogging that was on C4? It's still on my sky+, can't bring myself to watch it just yet.....

shoppingaddict wrote:Like the programme on dogging that was on C4? It's still on my sky+, can't bring myself to watch it just yet.....

The car park overlooking the beautiful White Cliffs of Dover was featured on one of these programmes.