Laura's favourite word of the day

Jasmina wrote:

shoppingaddict wrote:Yup like a freakin sauna in here. Didn't help that numb nuts closed all the upper floor windows when we left for work.......

I do that though- paranoid about burglars

We live in a three story house, and have security latches!

shoppingaddict wrote:

Jasmina wrote:

shoppingaddict wrote:Yup like a freakin sauna in here. Didn't help that numb nuts closed all the upper floor windows when we left for work.......

I do that though- paranoid about burglars

We live in a three story house, and have security latches!

My upstairs windows are 3 storey up and I still panic- I trust no one lol

Lol wot you like!

A weirdo lol
Crime statistics set me on edge- its probably more the thought of insurance company not paying out than actual burglary.

I live in an attic flat and won't leave the windows open when I'm out or asleep...

I went away for 4 days the other weekend and left my window open accidentally - and just realised I left it open all weekend when I was out. Bad habits. Now burglars will really know when I'm out for a while, as it will be closed. doh.

Wesker wrote:

Laura wrote:but next door but one do have an insufferably yappy little wanker of a dog.

We've got one of them too, so fucking annoying but they never take it out, it just yaps all day long

Me too. Although we can retaliate with our foul mouthed 3 year old bellowing "who the fuck is Alice" and "Arseholes" at various times of the day. I blame the ginger hair.

LoolaBeanbag wrote:

Wesker wrote:

Laura wrote:but next door but one do have an insufferably yappy little wanker of a dog.

We've got one of them too, so fucking annoying but they never take it out, it just yaps all day long

Me too. Although we can retaliate with our foul mouthed 3 year old bellowing "who the fuck is Alice" and "Arseholes" at various times of the day.

hahaha!

My dad loves telling everyone the stories from when I was very little and when my mum went out I would beg for the Roy Chubby Brown CD to be put on. Must have been 1995 or not long after so I was probably about 5!

may i ask what a wankers is?  

Laura, you'll enjoy this........
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annita008 wrote:may i ask what  a wankers is?  

Oh Annita, prepare to have your English vocabulary expanded in a whole new way....... wanking is a colloquial/slang term for masturbating. So a wanker is therefore one who masturbates. Used as an insult often accompanied by a hand gesture demonstrating a bloke pulling his own penis. Does that help?
I'm sure Laura will have another choice word of the day to share with us tomorrow. I'm looking forward to it  

LoolaBeanbag wrote:Laura, you'll enjoy this........
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Excellent

LoolaBeanbag wrote:

annita008 wrote:may i ask what  a wankers is?  

Oh Annita, prepare to have your English vocabulary expanded in a whole new way....... wanking is a colloquial/slang term for masturbating.  So a wanker is therefore one who masturbates.  Used as an insult often accompanied by a hand gesture demonstrating a bloke pulling his own penis.  Does that help?
I'm sure Laura will have another choice word of the day to share with us tomorrow.  I'm looking forward to it  

hahaha thanks for the explanation =)

LoolaBeanbag wrote:

annita008 wrote:may i ask what  a wankers is?  

Oh Annita, prepare to have your English vocabulary expanded in a whole new way....... wanking is a colloquial/slang term for masturbating.  So a wanker is therefore one who masturbates.  Used as an insult often accompanied by a hand gesture demonstrating a bloke pulling his own penis.  Does that help?
I'm sure Laura will have another choice word of the day to share with us tomorrow.  I'm looking forward to it  

Seriously wetting myself!! Lol

LoolaBeanbag wrote:

Wesker wrote:

Laura wrote:but next door but one do have an insufferably yappy little wanker of a dog.

We've got one of them too, so fucking annoying but they never take it out, it just yaps all day long

Me too. Although we can retaliate with our foul mouthed 3 year old bellowing "who the fuck is Alice" and "Arseholes" at various times of the day. I blame the ginger hair.

Me and your 3 year old will get on very well!!!!

LoolaBeanbag wrote:

Wesker wrote:

Laura wrote:but next door but one do have an insufferably yappy little wanker of a dog.

We've got one of them too, so fucking annoying but they never take it out, it just yaps all day long

Me too. Although we can retaliate with our foul mouthed 3 year old bellowing "who the fuck is Alice" and "Arseholes" at various times of the day. I blame the ginger hair.

Hahahaha. I want to go round randomly yelling 'who the fuck is Alice' now.

So what's today's word Laura?

shoppingaddict wrote:So what's today's word Laura?

i want to know too, i want to expand my english vocabulary

I haven't really thought of one actually as I've been out all day making three years old vomit on roundabouts.

Laura wrote:I haven't really thought of one actually as I've been out all day making three years old vomit on roundabouts.

 I feel that needs an explanation............  

Babafette wrote:

Laura wrote:I haven't really thought of one actually as I've been out all day making three years old vomit on roundabouts.

 I feel that needs an explanation............  

Hahaha it's my friend's kid's 3rd birthday today. She'd had ice cream and all kinds of goodies and we took her to the park and I took her on the roundabout where after 5 minutes she threw up fucking everywhere...