You know you're a nail polish addict when...

...you correctly identify Barry M's Rose Quartz on a coworker's nails when challenged.

...and when you get slightly peeved when a non-addict disses your choice of remover (Boots' £1 wonder).

 

Any more?

...when you expect everyone to notice every time to change your polish and get irrationally peeved off when they don't.

stationaryace wrote:...when you expect everyone to notice every time to change your polish and get irrationally peeved off when they don't.

Lol me too!

...whenever you come home there is a faint aroma of polish remover in the air  

.........You go shopping for school uniform and come back with 15 polishes.

........you plan your holidays around places to buy polish

you throw a pair of shoes away when abroad so you can bring back more polish...

you post polish back to yourself when on holiday, save going over weight on the luggage...

Sally Magpie wrote:you throw a pair of shoes away when abroad so you can bring back more polish...

you post polish back to yourself when on holiday, save going over weight on the luggage...

That is beyond genius! Can get away with that too if sending a couple of polishes back each day over a weeks holiday or something like that (I'm thinking of avoiding customs Palaver when you get back etc) I'm sure that sets no alarm bells off to people who don't love polish... 

Sal that's fantastic!

When you buy a colour that looks just like one you've already got, but "it might be slightly different..."

when u cant decide which polish to wear cause u have too many

stationaryace wrote:...when you expect everyone to notice every time to change your polish and get irrationally peeved off when they don't.

And torment your coworkers insisting they look at your colour changing polish, even the boys.

When you have to buy storage specifically for your collection
And when your boss comes up to you at work just to tell you that a magazine has free nail polish and tells you which shops have the good colours haha

When you know which of the chanel shades are being discontinued before the shop girl  

stationaryace wrote:...when you expect everyone to notice every time to change your polish and get irrationally peeved off when they don't.

lol, this is me!

When you buy colours 'to complete the set'

When you use facebook to talk to people you don't know, more than people you do.

When you're going for your contraceptive injection tomorrow and you need a good manicure because they noticed last time!

When you don't get the polish you want you go into a right strop.

When you realise you need to start a spreadsheet so that you don't forget what you've already bought and buy doubles...

JackieP wrote:When you realise you need to start a spreadsheet so that you don't forget what you've already bought and buy doubles...

I've just 'done a double' Jackie  

You know you're an addict when you get the comedown after a large hit/delivery  

Oops. I plan on starting said spreadsheet today Loola, I'd kick myself if I buy two of the same unintentionally, lol.

Good luck with the spreadsheet Jackie  I know it's a good idea but still haven't started one, It just seems such a monumentous task.....I guess I'll keep flying by the seat of my pants and making the odd balls up!
Fortunately todays double was only an essence, I've not doubled on any pricey ones yet thankfully.

..when the guy in the post office/ newsagents offers to keep any free polishes from magazines that don't sell for you, as you keep posting hazardous parcels to other people    

Now I need a guy in the newsagents like that!!

LoolaBeanbag wrote:Now I need a guy in the newsagents like that!!

If I get anything I will share     He said they only get destroyed otherwise so I can have them